Plus: rest of world more screwed than Australian politics. Mother & daughter kept as slaves, threatened with pit bull and snakes.

In this regular feature, Max Lavergne investigates what the post-hit world held for some of the most notorious one-hit wonders of the last 20 years.

Your Tuesday morning entertainment buffet. 

The first in a series of desperate missives from Hobart, where TheVine mainlander Marcus Teague is holed up amongst the fog of the inaugural Dark Mofo festival. Featuring the Presets, Beam in Thine Own Eye and Walt Disney's 'Fantasia'.

The trailer for 'Snowpiercer' looks equally terrifying/ brilliant. 

Did Mimi really say that?

We play a game of quotes... 

Just because she represents tabloid culture, doesn't mean Kim Kardashian is not entitled to privacy, safety and discretion. 

Drugs: still illegal; NSW Greens vs Science; your international riot round up - Brazil edition

Robert Downey Jr making kids cry, plus fun science facts—sorry for making you learn something.

Michael Winterbottom's new film, The Look Of Love is a trip into the heart of downtown 1960s Soho - ruled by Paul Raymond, king of erotica. Stephanie Collie designed the costumes right down to the last cufflink and glittering g-string - she chatted to us about how she created the look of Love.

“I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it’s like when Biggie passed and Jay-Z was allowed to become Jay-Z ... I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus.”

Dog chews off owner's toes, well-meaning Arnie calls Gillard a "manly girl," gay kid kicked out of home—voice of an angel and labiaplasty—it's a thing?

According to this parody, Hannah and the gang will still be a bunch of self-serving jerks in 40 years. Except for Shosh. Grandma Shosh is the best. 

Just how excited can three elves get?

Jill Meagher's killer was on parole for sexual assaults; Hitler's getaway in for a spruce-up; Gillard blasted for making accurate point

Everything's fine in the Eurozone, honest; Trump stands up for freedom, boobs; You're being spied on by every country right now, pretty much

Your Tuesday morning entertainment news round-up.