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Andrew Bolt The Sexist
Australian Politics

Andrew Bolt Cries Sexist: Complains It’s Unfair That Australia’s Sex Discrimination Commissioner Is A Woman

By On February 12, 2016

Put a fork in Andrew Bolt, the man is well and truly cooked. The professional shit-stirrer has attacked yesterday’s news that Victorian lawyer Kate Jenkins has been appointed as the new Federal Sex… Read More

Ian Thorpe
Love

Fully Sick! Ian Thorpe Will Join Other Sport Stars As Special Guests At The Mardi Gras Film Festival

By On February 12, 2016

He won our hearts by winning gold, then by telling kids that Uncle Toby’s oats are fully sick and now Ian Thorpe is going to be welcomed at Sydney’s Mardi Gras Film Festival… Read More

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Australian Politics

Kate Jenkins Has Been Named Australia’s Federal Sex Discrimination Commissioner

By On February 11, 2016

Good news, ladies of Australia! Victorian lawyer Kate Jenkins has been named the new Federal Sex Discrimination Commissioner. (Beyoncé chanting “who run the world” is heard in the distance) Jenkins’ appointment has… Read More

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Entertainment

The Girl Who Pushed Over The Policeman At The Melbourne Cup Has Been Fined

By On February 11, 2016

THE girl who shoved a policeman head over biscuit at the Melbourne Cup has copped a fine and been ordered to pay for the policeman’s sunnies. Appearing in the Magistrates Court today, 24 year… Read More

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News

BREAKING: Telstra Has Suffered A Massive National Network Outage

By On February 9, 2016

Australia’s biggest telco, Telstra are suffering a network “interruption” today, causing a total clusterfuck for customers all around the country. The reception outage concerns customers with a Telstra prepaid mobile plan, as well as the… Read More

Death By Cheeseburger
News

Father Dies After Eating A Macca’s Cheeseburger In One Bite

By On February 5, 2016

PSA: Don’t try eating a Macca’s cheeseburger in one bite. An inquest has found that a father of three in the UK died after inhaling a McDonald’s cheeseburger in one bite. The incident… Read More

Dave Mirra
Breaking

RIP: BMX Legend Dave Mirra Has Been Found Dead

By On February 5, 2016

Police in Greenville, North Carolina have confirmed that legendary BMX hero Dave Mirra has died in tragic circumstances. Please note: This story contains content which readers may find distressing. Anyone who needs to reach… Read More

Coles Woolrowth Salad Recall
Breaking

BREAKING: Coles & Woolworths Issue Urgent Recall On Lettuce & Salad Mixes After Salmonella Outbreak

By On February 4, 2016

Coles and Woolworths have both issued an urgent recall on lettuce and salad mixes after a major salmonella outbreak. As we all know, you don’t win friends with salad – and now there’s another… Read More

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Entertainment

These Awesome Ladies Knitted The World’s Largest Crochet Blanket, Donated It To The Homeless

By On February 4, 2016

Faith in humanity: Restored. Recently in India, over two thousand women took part in crocheting the largest blanket – over a period of six months. Their hardwork, sweat (and probably some tears,… Read More

Play School
Entertainment

Play School Puts Out Casting Call For Kids With Two Dads, Wants To Showcase Diverse Families

By On February 4, 2016

“There’s a bear in there, a chair as well, there are people with games and stories to tell…” Play School is making an admirable effort to showcase more diversity on the ABC children’s… Read More

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News

Karl Stefanovic Featured In The Latest Islamic State Propaganda Video

By On February 4, 2016

Footage of Today Show host, Karl Stefanovic has been used in the latest propaganda video for ISIS ISIL Islamic State Daesh– whatever the fuck their name is. The 12-minute recruiting video is titled “So… Read More

Kevin Rud Labor Party Vote
Australian Politics

Labor Asks Aussies to Vote For K-Rudd This Election – Still Don’t Know Who Their Leader Is

By On January 29, 2016

An Australian Labor Party staffer has made a massive balls-up by making a ‘How to vote’ page from the 2013 Federal Election live. Confused prospective voters noticed that the page featured disgraced former Labor leader,… Read More

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Trending Today

#FrozenPants – The Best Trend To Come Out Of The Cold

By On January 29, 2016

It’s a ghoul! It’s a ghost! No – it’s people freezing their pants in ridiculous positions because what else are you supposed to do when it’s THAT cold!? #FrozenPants #LakeMinnetonka How we… Read More

Rodney Croome
Love

Marriage Equality Now: We Speak To Rodney Croome About The Plebiscite & Same-Sex Marriage Action

By On January 28, 2016

As Midsumma Festival in Melbourne parties on, the city prepares for Pride March this Sunday, with the befitting theme of ‘Marriage Equality’. TheVine.com.au spoke with the Director of Marriage Equality Australia, Rodney… Read More

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News

Only Women Of The US Senate Showed Up For Work After The ‘Snowzilla’ Blizzard

By On January 28, 2016

The record-breaking ‘Snowzilla‘ storm in the United States has come and gone, but it seems the blokes of the American Upper House are more hesitant to come out of hiding than their… Read More

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News

For The Second Year In A Row, Our Doomsday Clock Is At 3 Mins To Midnight

By On January 28, 2016

*BOOOOOOOOM* That’s apparently how the world will end because as it turns out, scientists think there is only 3 minutes left on our Doomsday Clock. The clock remains at 3 minutes to midnight… Read More

Official Back Yard Cricket Rule Book
Editors Pick

Here’s Your Official Backyard Cricket Rule Book, Signed Off By Cricket Australia And Billy Bowden

By On January 26, 2016

What better way to celebrate Australia Day than with an Aussie barbecue and a friendly competitive game of backyard cricket? This year, Optus are getting right around your BYC game, teaming up with UBER… Read More

Shannon Noll Essendon
Celebrity

13 Reasons Why Shannon Noll Could Be Essendon’s Ultimate Top-Up Player

By On January 20, 2016

Australian singer and all-round blokes’ bloke, Shannon Noll not only loves his sport, but also possesses the qualities of a born leader. Since the Essendon Football Club’s guilty verdict was handed down… Read More

Cleo Magazine Closed
Breaking

Breaking: CLEO Magazine Will Close After More Than 40 Years

By On January 20, 2016

Australian magazine giant, CLEO Magazine has officially announced it’s closure following their March 2016 publication, on sale this Friday. Bauer Media Group, Cleo’s publisher has confirmed the closure following declining sales and profits. The… Read More

AFL Nude iPhone Dane Swan Travis Cloke
Editors Pick

The AFL Nude Photo Leak: Scandal Or Crime? It’s All About Trust And Consent

By On January 19, 2016

Opinion by Marie Kelly Yesterday morning, Woman’s Day published an article online and in print boasting nude (but censored) images of two of Collingwood Football Club’s senior players. It’s easy to dismiss the latest… Read More

David Bowie Kanye West
Editors Pick

Kanye West Discovered David Bowie, Is Now Working On A Tribute Album To Continue His Work

By On January 19, 2016

UPDATE: Kanye’s management have announced that this isn’t happening (thank your lucky stars). Kanye won’t be releasing a David Bowie cover album… phew. Yeezy meets the Starman… how does that make you… Read More

Andrew Bolt
Editors Pick

The Bolt Report Axed: Counting Down The 10 Best Worst Moments

By On January 18, 2016

Controversial columnist and vocal right-winged creature Andrew Bolt has a bit more free time on his hands. As of today, it was announced that his Channel Ten program The Bolt Report has… Read More

Apple
Apps

Genocidal Game Encouraging Players To Kill Aboriginals Finally Removed From App Stores

By On January 18, 2016

A blatantly racist game that encourages players to kill Indigenous Australians and bludgeon them to death has been removed from iTunes and Google Play. The move comes on the back of an online… Read More

Fat
Editors Pick

Cutting The Fat: New Study Ranks The 10 Most Overweight Industries In Australia

By On January 13, 2016

 Obesity in Australia is a bloody big problem, and one which has more than doubled in the two decades preceding 2003 according to the The Medical Journal of Australia. Turns out our beer guzzling, meat-pie… Read More

David Bowie Tribute
Entertainment

Aussie Ziggy Fans Unite: Here Are The Melbourne & Sydney Tributes Honoring David Bowie

By On January 12, 2016

The devastating news of David Bowie’s death yesterday continues to reverberate around the globe as fans and followers post messages and tributes online. As we grieve, remember and celebrate the legendary artist, local… Read More