Finally, someone tried weed lube and wrote about it
A couple months ago we brought you the extraordinary story of vaginal lube that could get you high. Science, what a goddamn miracle. Cures disease, gets your genitals blazed. This is the kinda stuff they should be teaching in schools. Anyway, someone's finally tried it and reported back. That someone, unsurprisingly, is very cool Canadian punk Mish Way. For VICE.
And daaaang does that shit work. But first, here's what Foria - the name of the weed lube - reckons it can do for you:
So Mish starts by talking to Matthew Gerson, the creator of Foria, and he says a bunch of extremely dubious sounding stuff about how the marijuana plant and the human vagina evolved together, or something. Blah blah science, then Gerson takes a hike like "I'm going on vacation, good luck!" and we get to the actual test phase. Bing bang boom:
Women report a sense of embodiment, a sense of dropping into a more full relationship to sexual sensations, and sensations around the body. As you can imagine, as that builds up to orgasm, if orgasm is a part of your experience, then that can lead to intensification and a more full body experience."
"Every morning I gave it four sprays and again in the mid afternoon. My boyfriend and I had a lot of sex and monitored how things were changing, if they even were. Sex was intense. I noticed certain things felt different and orgasms were longer, way crazier, and felt enhanced. When we were just banging the old-fashioned way, I felt it all over in a more focused sense, like everything was working outwards from my stoned little cunt. I mean, without sounding too granola here, it was pretty good, and I don’t know whether that was the mixture of the Foria between my legs and my mouth."
Mish also says that spraying it into her mouth made her feel all the #posi effects associated with weed smoking, which she found actual weed too strong to enjoy. As someone who has ruined way too many nights by greening out, I'm probably gonna try getting my hands on this weed lube to find out why everyone likes weed so much. And also to get my dick stoned because, y'know, why not?
You can read Mish Way's full account at VICE and then listen to some of the very good music she makes in the band White Lung below. And like, buy a record or something. They're great.