THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
Actor, no.1 heart-crusher and walking/ breathing meme Jeff Goldblum is in Australia and he’s giving out free snags.
Turns out Goldblum is down under promoting his new restaurant and ‘jazzy snags’. He’s been spotted in Sydney at Wynyard Station with his pop-up truck aptly titled: Chef Goldblum’s. Get it? There are puns aplenty, and hopefully sausages too.
The random reappearance of Goldblum follows the news today that the actor will be returning to the ‘Jurassic Park’ franchise for ‘Jurassic World 2’. Causing a chorus of ‘fuck yaas!’ can be heard around the world.
So wtaf are you doing?! Get down there Sydneysiders, for your chance to score a free lunch and see the Goldblum in the flesh.