Amy Schumer ensured her first gig hosting Saturday Night Live was a memorable affair. The Trainwreck star’s rampaging monologue opened the show, ticking off a raft of hot issues including The Kardashians and her crush on Bradley Cooper.
This was followed by a series of skits including a fake ad promoting gun ownership, taking the piss out of America’s attitudes towards their second amendment rights, served up alongside a teacher/pupil sex scene (this one you can watch below).
While not all the YouTube video are available outside the US right now (some are), we’ve embedded all of the scenes below incase you do have a way to see them #proxy.
The Opening Monologue:
Speaking of The Kardashians:
“Do we really want them to think the faces they were born with are just a light suggestion?”
On her Bradley Cooper Crush
She ran through a three minute exchange she had with Bradles, after which she asked herself:
“Wait am I dating Bradley Cooper?”
The Presidential Debate / Hilary Clinton’s tequila drinking
“When her friends make her? Who’s hazing Hillary Clinton?”
On gun control
Amy created a fake advert highlighting America’s dumb attitudes towards guns. Placing the weaponry in key life moments, a voice over reads the tag line:
“They unite us, comfort us, bring us strength. Guns — we’re here to stay.”
On teacher/pupil sex
Amy played a female teacher trying to crack on to a male student, only she kept getting interrupted by another female student.
“Let’s get you ready for the oral exam”
The other pupil kept rushing in asking:
“Is the oral exam for everyone?”
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