Me fail English? But that's unpossible!
(You're right, though - I blame his low growl, half the time you just have to guess at what he's saying. Although, I think pretty much anyone save perhaps Gary Gygax himself would find themselves quickly out-geeked by Vin Diesel.)
Shit happens when you transcribe naked.
Haha I've already worn it out! (The coat and scarf go particularly well with a mini dress and thigh boots.) Goes to show what an incredible costume designed Dickson is, too - I enjoyed The Hobbit but it wasn't a patch on her work.
Oh man, that was suspenseful - I was getting ready to bellow "ANTHONY, WHERE IS 'THE WORDS'?!" but there it is in its rightful position.
Thank you for the mental image of Jorah writing 'Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad', it's somehow taken the edge of this awfulness.
"Burglekutt, you're troll dung!"
Alan Arkin and the demolition sight gag made this worth it for me.
What clued me in to the fact it might not be good was the fact literally nobody in the cast had seen - or even HEARD OF - 'Return To Oz'.
I'm still crossing my fingers that one day I'll get my dream team: Sandra Bullock, Kevin Spacey, and Miley Cyrus. Musical arrangements and choreography by Adam Shankman, all dialogue by Bruce Vilanch.
I Googled "body like Arnold with a Denzel face" the other day and found that the internet had beaten me to it, and it was AMAZING